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If you own this book, you can mail it to our address below. Borrow Listen. Want to Read. Download for print-disabled. Check nearby libraries Library. Share this book Facebook. Last edited by ImportBot. May 21, History. An edition of Astra and Flondrix Libraries near you: WorldCat. Astra and Flondrix First published in Community Reviews 0 Feedback? Astra and Flondrix , Allen Lane.

Astra and Flondrix First published in C As3, PS U3 As3. The Physical Object Pagination p. Community Reviews 0 Feedback? Lists containing this Book. Loading Related Books. October 11, April 26, August 4, Edited by IdentifierBot. I first came across this book a long time ago as an excitable teenager, and certain aspects of it have stayed with me: King Barlocks's affliction, the dwarfs' incredible appendages But what I didn't remember was how detailed the descriptions of all sorts of sexual activity are.

This is definitely not a book for prudes. What I found problematic re-reading it as a wizened old man, is the terrible plotting. At one point there's a gear change from fantasy to science fiction that jars with everyth I first came across this book a long time ago as an excitable teenager, and certain aspects of it have stayed with me: King Barlocks's affliction, the dwarfs' incredible appendages At one point there's a gear change from fantasy to science fiction that jars with everything.

Salacious scenes aside, the book commits the worse crime of being rather dull. Funny moments are too few and far between and the flashes of fantastical imagination deserve a better story. Apr 22, Alexandria Mount rated it liked it. This is book is what happens when you mix the 70s, and unhealthy obsession with Lord of the Rings, and too many drugs together and they some how produce a threesome baby.

I read this as part of a challenge with friends, as we all searched for the weirdest book we could find. It was strange, often nonsensical, and best of all, short. Lord of the rings era humorous pornographic fantasy.

Something about a dwarf and an elvish maid. This was recommended and certainly wasn't what I wanted. The funniest joke was the cover artist's name- Peter Longfellow. May 14, Leland rated it really liked it. A ribald and irreverent lampoon of high fantasy. Not for kids. Nov 11, Kevin Rubin rated it really liked it. My first introduction to this book was in high school when my creative writing teacher, Mr.

Bucy, brought it to class. He held it up and said "this book has all the sexual acts I'd thought possible by page 50". And while I was curious, I was not one of the two students who raced to the front of the room when he set it down on a stool with the instructions "now nobody come up here to get it". It's a retelling of the classic faery story, of a faery boy with a human father and elven mother, much alo My first introduction to this book was in high school when my creative writing teacher, Mr.

It's a retelling of the classic faery story, of a faery boy with a human father and elven mother, much along the lines of an x-rated version of Lord Dunsany's "The King of Elfland's Daughter". In this a teenaged faery boy, Astra meets an equally hormone-loaded teenage elf maiden, Flondrix and in love, they together travel fairy to break the enchanted curse laid on Astra's human father, King Barlocks, who must vicariously experience puberty in the son he doesn't know he has.

Along the way we meet more elves, dwarves, witches, mice and an evil sorcerer What my teacher told us may not have been far off the mark, except that being a fantasy novel, many of the characters have vastly different shapes and sizes from humans, making it a very interesting read more than that probably isn't appropriate for a family-friendly site like this!

The writing quality is pretty clumsy, but then that isn't necessarily what it's all about. It probably helps that I first read it as a teenager, without having read quite as many well written books as I have now a quarter century later.

This would have been a really amazing read, if not for the "eroticism. Cullen created a pretty cool fantasy world with a neat twist and premise and then ruined it by adding adolescent sexual nonsense. Oct 21, Nicholas Whyte added it. I read to the end hoping there would be a punchline; but there wasn't. Mar 26, Ruby Hollyberry rated it liked it Shelves: fantasy-sci-fi , not-owned.

Will not attempt to describe this. If you have read it, you understand why. Ridiculously perverted. My warning has been given. Did not finish. Michelle Cronin rated it it was amazing Jul 02, Chris Feldman rated it really liked it Jul 28, Richard Schweitzer rated it really liked it Nov 26, Cole Roberts rated it liked it Sep 12,